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The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Generates surrealist compliments, like:

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.

Lisa

She plays o' the viol-de-gamboys, speaks three or four languages word for word without book, hath all the good gifts of nature, knows a hawk from a handsaw, and can see a church by daylight. The rest is subject to fancy.

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